Oprah. Oprah. OPPPRAHHH.

Here I am home sick yet again- I made the valiant attempt to go to work
today and it failed miserably. The martyr thing in the workplace is not
cute, especially when you are sneezing nonstop. Awful.

Fortunately for me, Oprah is doing her "Favorite Things" show, a highlight
of my year. Why can't every day be like that? She's giving away tons of
amazing gifts and the crowd reactions are phenomenal. Amazing what some free
gifts can do. And expensive ones at that. I love me some Oprah and make no
apologies for it. I don't care what anybody says. She's freaking amazing and
I have tremendous respect for her. What in hell are we going to do without
her when we are home sick, home well, or just taking an afternoon Oprah
break? I so will miss that baritone, those outfits, that hair. She is ze
best. Oof- gotta go- a choo choo train transporting a shit ton of candles is
being chugged out...wow.

Hope you can channel the spirit of this amazing show and give a gift or ten
this weekend. 'Tis the season, lovers. XO