Sheri's husband David here. I know some of you. Some of you only know me through this blog.
In any case, Sheri's travelling and just couldn't get it together - packing for a Maven can be quite stressful, you know. She called me from the airport and asked me to fill-in today. She didn't want to let ya'll down and thought it would be funny if I wrote in her place. A daunting task to say the least.
There aren't really any trends I can think of. No new make-ups I can recommend. And I haven't seen any movies worth mentioning.
Instead of being insightful or thought-provoking I think it best if I just tell you a joke and call it a day. (Sheri warned me about being off-color. My reputation for being offensive is fairly well known and she didn't want me to turn this blog into a filthfest.) So here goes. I hope I do my Maven proud.
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A man is stranded on a desert island with Cindy Crawford. Every day he tries to have sex with her, but she keeps pushing him away. After several weeks, the man breaks down and pleads with her, "Look, I'm going nuts on this island staring at you walking around. I desperately need to have sex with you. No one is going to see us, since we're all alone here. And, most likely, we'll never be discovered on this island, so no one will ever know. So please, I beg you. Just do this for me."
Cindy Crawford considers this for a while and after a long pause finally says, "Okay."
So the man and the supermodel have sex, and they're lying in the sand afterward. The man turns to Cindy Crawford and says, "Can you do one more thing for me?"
Cindy Crawford looks at him and says, "What is it this time?"
The man says, "Would you please dress up like a man?"
Cindy Crawford considers this for a while and after a long pause finally says, "Okay."
The man then gives the supermodel some of his clothes. Cindy puts on his suit, his shirt, his tie. The man looks her up and down and draws a mustache over her lip with a fountain pen, and then he brushes her hair back in a man's style.
Soon, Cindy Crawford is standing next to the man looking very much like a man herself, wearing a suit, a shirt, and a tie, with a mustache and a man's hairstyle.
Seeing her like this, the man nudges the supermodel in the ribs, slaps her on the back, and says proudly, "I just fu*ked Cindy Crawford!"
