Kristen Stewart technically looks decent in this ensemble. She's got a cute
bod, the dress is feminine and pretty, and the shoes are lovely as well. But
why does she ALWAYS look so uncomfortable in her clothes? At Fashion Week
she looked as if she wanted to stab herself in the sternum. Most girls would
be psyched to attend premieres and fashion shows and wear designer clothing.
Not our Kristen. She would rather be at home, smoking cloves, and listen to
R Patz read from some Byronic text. Cheer up, Kristen. Your ennui is not
that cute. It really doesn't go with what the stylist told you to wear.
Contrary to what you indie friends may have told you, bored is NOT the new
black. Just accept that you're pretty and get on with it. Yes- it's true you
play a morose vampire groupie living in the gloomy Northwest but do you have
to act like that in real life??? It's tots cool if you're not a fashion
girl, but try to smile once in a while ya? (Oh and learn how to stand in a
dress while you're at it...you're way too pretty to look that ill at ease).
The only other solution is to just embrace your emo self and stop trying to
look girly...rock some Alexander Wang or a Hedi Slimane suit with a vintage
tee and you may feel a bit more relaxed. I would love to restyle you if you
want PS. I think I could make you smile a bit more or at least give you
something rockin' to go with that perpetual glum visage of yours.