Dearest Channukah/Santa-like figure:
I've been a good girl this year. It's true that I have not been going to the gym as much as I should, but I've been trying to bring my lunch to work and taking less cabs. I'm also doing single process color as opposed to highlights, so my fiscally responsible fashion gene is officially dominant and keeping me honest. I've also made every effort not to call anybody "stupid" or roll me eyes too far upward when somebody is taking up too much room on the subway. In other words, I've been a very, very good girl.
So for bringing all of that angelic behavior to your attention, and since believing that some bearded fat guy who sits at the mall is going to bring me a present, I'd like to request the following Alexander McQueen leopard printed pony knuckle clutch, because it is beyond my wildest dreams to own this combination ring/bag divinity and though there is no chance in he-double hockey sticks that this little number will be mine, a girl can dream right? Isn't that what the holiday season is all about? And shouldn't a girl have some chic brass knuckleish thing to keep her safe in this treacherous time of year hmm hmm? See below for a sense of why this bag matters than most. It's a weapon, purse, and ring all in one. And it will absolutely fit down the chimney. Plus, what have you ever done for the Jews? It's payback time, Santa. Come forth with luxury items.
Cause that's what's up this Santa baby gimme some couture kinda Tuesday in the 212. Yea, it's early for that but not according to the commercials on TV and the holiday music already playing in Anthropologie. I'll be giving plenty of thanks later in the week, but for now I'd like to dream the impossible dream and close my eyes real tight and pretend that this bag will be mine. May all your holiday dreams come true, with love. . I'm still sticking to the fact that I've been a good girl this year, and trust me, it hasn't been easy. Yours, in unrealistic and over the top wish lists. XO